Mochrie's WL Convention 2000 Website!
Top Ten Rejected Slogans For Whoser Con 2000

10. "Legally, we're referred to as Hooz Lyne."
9. "...and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
8. "Those who can, do, those who can't, come to the Whoser Con."
7. "Home of the five-hour Clive vs. Drew round-table discussion."
6. "In the style of our own choosing."
5. "We'd like to see the brie trick again!"
4. "All that and a bag of Twiglets."
3. "Rated R by the ABC censors."
2. "I'm not a stalker, I'm a Whoser."
1. "We're all too good-looking to be Whosers!"

What Do We Have Here?

This website features pictures and audio clips of the fun that took place during the 2000 Whoser Convention in Toronto. This site also will feature links to the other Whoser Convention websites on the web!

Some Con 2000 Quotes

- "Shut...*UP*!"
- "Ou est le poutine."
- "Give Devil Al a compliment and he'll put his arm around you."
- (as Stephen Hawking) "Have you ever tried to photocopy a mirror?"
- "Big hugs to everyone except the asshole who asked about the Giants."
- *balloon pop*
- "The Statue of Liberty on the 4th of July..."
- "He's got a big tank..."
- "Why are you plaguing me?"
- "They don't want you to knoo-ow!"
- "Jean-Pierre?" "WHAT?????"
- "You must make LOVE to ze canoe!"
- ""
- "Speak Of The Devil!"
- "Puppets!" ('nuff said)